The Lesbian Handbook

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Close your eyes.  Now picture in your head the most awesome thing you can think of.  You may think this is crazy, but I know what you’re thinking.  It’s been scientifically proven that you can only be thinking of this one thing, and that one thing is lesbians. 

Holy shit!  You just read that with your eyes closed?!?!?

Just that fact alone, in my eyes, makes you totally worthy of the knowledge that I'm going to pass on to you. What you have come upon is far and away the most complete collection of scientific information that has ever been gathered about lesbians. Ever since I was like 5 years old, I've dedicated my life to finding out all that I can about the mystery of the lesbians.

Lesbians, unlike the Yeti, are not myths. Lesbians are awesome. How awesome? Did you already forget that picture that you were thinking about like just a minute ago? You're stupid. Here, this will refresh your memory:

The ghost of Mr. Miyagi is pleased with Ellen and Kid Rock as they ride a dolphin to freedom. Hunting Jesus approves.

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