I don't know how to read...

Right now, I kind of feel sorry for you. Sadly, you've stumbled upon my collected writings. Once you read these, they cannot be unread.


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Super Short Movie Reviews


Dick Vitale is almost as creepy as John Travolta

If I Was a Ninja

Denzel Washington With a Mullet

The Altar of Bronson

Wii U Impressions

Thinking of (Wii) U

The Hand Thickening Tank

You Have Poor Taste in Movies

Jesus Saves...

Ginger Kid Poison

Current Generation Failed Game Catagories

The Science of Fat

Rocky Balboa - A Brief Synopsis

The World Needs More Rock

A Rant About The Room