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2009, The Year of the Cantalope

 

That's right, Lover Boy. What you're looking at right here are the collected works of 2009, The Year of the ______

What's that you say? Who are these sexy mens? You don't know? Why, they're world famous in Mississippi and most likely had something to do with your conception. And they make Jesus cry. Cry tears of awesome.

 

Bearskin Robbins

Bearskin Robbins was a sketch that Dan wrote when he was in the first grade.

 

Condom Pocket

One day, I was walking down the street and I said, "Wouldn't it be funny if some dude tried to pickpocket me right now and got the handfull of poo I had to duke into my pocket?" We had to change the sketch because we decided it would be too disturbing in it's original form.

 

 

Discovering the Truth, Uncovering the Lies - Volume 1

I believe Elvis is still alive and is the cause of every major natural disaster of the last 4 decades. Don't say you weren't warned.

 

 

 

The Urban Cowboy: Welcome to 'merica

I went to Texas once. It was a letdown. I only saw like 2 western wear stores, and none of them had tassle shirts. For that, I will never go back.