Jesus Saves...
It's well known that Jesus died for your sins many many years ago. He was put up on the cross to save your eternal soul. How have you repaid him?
That's right, you haven't. Because of that, he's stopped wasting his time trying to save something as frivolous as you and your soul. Recently, he has moved on to saving more important things. Things like...
Jesus Saves on Febreze
