If I was a Ninja...

3/20/2013

I used to always wonder how hard it would be to write a childrens book. I've read a lot of them, and they always seem like something even the simplest of minds and create.

I'm fairly simple of mind and spirit, so I gave it a shot. I hope you like it.

 

NOTE: Pictures will be coming soon - D

 

If I Was a Ninja

If I was a Ninja, I would beat up your Dad.


If I was President, I would give myself a pardon after I beat up your Dad.


If I was a Priest, I would pray for forgiveness while I beat up your Dad.


If I was a Sailor, I would sail a boat to your house and beat up your Dad.


If I was a Cop, I would arrest a drug dealer while I beat up your Dad.


If I was a Teacher, I would teach the kids how to beat up your dad.  By beating up your Dad.


But seriously…
If I was a Ninja, I would totally beat up your Dad.